In an article on Northern Ireland the political party Sinn Fein was declared as the political wing of the IRA. That must make the Democratic Party the political wing of the IRS.
President Clinton was relieved to find out the Secret Service shot a gunman outside the White House. He was afraid they shot the pizza delivery guy.
Let's cut Clinton's salary off. There are too many bills to pay without having to pay the one in Washington.
What he says . . . What he means . . .
"Broad-based contributions" : "taxes"
"I feel your pain . . . " : "and like it!"
"God Bless America" : "God help us, 'cause I don't have a clue!"
"My fellow Americans" : "suckers"
"The trouble with political jokes is that too often they get elected! "
Bill Clinton Statue Committee
Dear Friend:
We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee for raising five million dollars for placing a statue of Bill Clinton in the Hall of Fame in Washington, D.C.
The committee was in a quandary as to where to place the statue. It was not wise to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie nor beside Jesse Jackson, who never told the truth, since Bill Clinton could never tell the difference.
However, we finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of all. He embarked on a voyage not knowing where he was going, did not know where he was when he got there, and returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on borrowed money.
If you are one of the fortunate people who has anything left after taxes, we expect a generous contribution to this worthwhile project.
Fraternally,
Bill Clinton Statue Committee