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EVENT CALENDAR

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ROUND TOP FAMILY LIBRARY

AREA ANTIQUES
& CRAFTS
SHOW GUIDE

TEXAS COUNTRY HOME BUILDERS

Building the finest homes in Central Texas!

TEXAS FUN
TRAVEL GUIDE


ACCOMMODATIONS

RESTAURANTS

AREA
ATTRACTIONS




CHAMBER OF COMMERCE

NEWS & FEATURES

ARTS

EDITORIAL

HUMOR


LITERARY
& POETRY


HOROSCOPE

AREA
ATTRACTIONS

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Paradise Lost
The Editor and Queen wander across America seeking Eden


By Chris Travis

As I sat on my porch in my favorite rocking chair, an acorn banged off the tin roof. I jumped at the sound, then realizing, shook my head. After nine months of searching for the peace that had left, I remained unsettled and dissatisfied. Somehow the magic had slipped away from me. The angels, who had been sitting on my shoulder since I first moved to the tiny town of Round Top, had flown away. Or, at least, they were fluttering around somewhere behind my back...

Story inside!



PERUSE THESE NEW FEATURES!


AREA WEATHER
Round Top Weather

TEXAS BRAG!
Tooting our own horn!

ROUND TOP ANTIQUES
AND CRAFTS
SHOW GUIDE

Shop 'til you drop!

DEADSPACE POETRY
Read a sample of Round Top poetry

POLITICAL PRISONER
You think the national political scene is brutal, check out small town politics!

BORN TO BE WILD
Into this crazy world, a child is born.

MUSH FOR BRAINS
Trapped on a dogsled to Hell!

SANTA CLAUS VS. GODZILLA
Fighting for the spirit of Christmas!

BIGFOOT
Read our exclusive interview with a real Susquatch!

EMMA LEE TURNEY
We sit down for a chat with the founder of the Round Top Antiques Fair.

INTERVIEW WITH JAMES DICK
Our interview with the visionary founder of the International Festival-Institute at Round Top

LATEST EDITORIAL
BY WORLD'S OLDEST MAN!

Uncle Sack Tells All
Hugs

NEW BOOK FOR ROUND TOP REGISTER FANS!

Deadspace Poetry

TAKE THE LONG VIEW
Sometimes, the view is clearer
from on top of a mountain

EMOTIONAL ARCHITECTURE
Looking inside to see
what makes a house a home

KINDLING
A remarkably good looking
remodeling and restoration expert
gives some sage advice.

DIET PLAN OF THE STARS
Eat anything! Eat all you want!
Incredible new diet ends
worry about overeating!

 



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