All editorial content of this paper is strictly the opinion of the individuals who submit it. Neither the editor, nor the Round Top Merchant’s Association, nor the City of Round Top, nor any of the merchants in the area, nor any other local group nor their dogs or livestock, nor their relatives in other states necessarily share these opinions or have anything to do with them or even want to meet those who expound them on the street.

Thus, these parties hereby declare themselves not responsible for whatever tomfoolery ends up on these pages including but not limited to inaccuracies, flaws in syntax, errors in spelling and grammar, fictitious characters, fictional irrelevancies, myths and legends, shams, quackery, charlatanism, humbug and baby kissing, slanderous insinuations, purposeful misrepresentations, flagrant libel and shameless, baldfaced lies, and have not knowingly printed any of the above... unless of course, we thought it was funny, in which case we said "To Heck with it!" and printed it anyway.

UNCLE SACK

Talk Territory

UNCLE SACK

Hummingbirds and Humdingers

UNCLE SACK

Mules...Plows & Marriage Vows

UNCLE SACK

Progress and Congress in Everbody's Bizness

UNCLE SACK

Artificial Intelligence

UNCLE SACK

The Texas Drought

UNCLE SACK

The Government - If it's Broke, Why Fix It?

UNCLE SACK

Uncle Sack's Inferno

UNCLE SACK

The Truth!

UNCLE SACK

The Flat Tire
Method of Enlightenment

UNCLE SACK

Problems of Ownership

THE WEATHER

Everyman’s Favorite Whipping Boy

HUMOR

A One-man town, antiqualopes, legendary town marshalls finding the holy grail, practical household astrology and more.

SANDY TEXAS - A ONE-MAN TOWN

Another pretender to Round Top's claim of "...smallest town in Texas," or something more?

TINY TEXAS TOWN SECEDES!

Read all about it.

ROUND TOP THREATENED
BY CORPORATE TAKOVER

Wall Street insiders claim Round Top next target for North Pole Enterprises CEO, S. Claus

SANTA BATTLES GODZILLA
FOR SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS

Top toy, entertainment and advertising executives riot on the town square.

THE NET JUNKIE PRIMER

Come on little net junkie...I know what you need

LETTERS TO THE EDITOR

Mick, Cindy, Rush, Julia...everybody writes this paper

DIET PLAN OF THE STARS

Register Food Critic, Herve Raconteur, saves you from the slings and arrows of this undernourished and unneccessarily fit society.

STARDUSTING

Sensible Household Astrological Advice from Madame Biola

ANTIQUALOPE MIGRATION APPROACHES

Area braces for thundering herd

LITTLE MISS OIL WELL BEAUTY CONTEST

The contestants giggle and clang

LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT

Marshall Zapp Luger Takes No Guff